Tuesday, November 01, 2005

Kept me Laughing

Okay, so I've been forwarded this email probably once a year for many years now and everytime I find myself laughing outloud. Mainly, because I can honestly see myself doing some of them =)

It reminds me of the time Ashley and I talked about driving to Summerfest on a rented moped, decking ourselves our in Harley gear, and parking in the Harley motorcycle parking lot of the festival grounds. All the while, strapping a sterio to the back of our bike playing motorcycle sounds to make us sound tough and keeping a straight face the entire time =)

Here's the "Keep yourself Sane" list:

At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down

Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice

Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with That

Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In"

Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso

In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors"

Finish all Your Sentences With "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

Don't use any punctuation

As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk

Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

Sing Along At The Opera

Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day

When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot,Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go"

2 comments:

Erin said...

Laughing my ASS off here.

Jeff said...

thats a good one....

michele sent me